Monday, 16 October 2017

"TINY IN MY COUNTWY"".

One Thursday about Midnight ,Johnner drives his Taxi
over O'Connell Bridge, and Then outside Mc Donalds on
O'Connell Street 2 girls and a Guy Hail him over.
"Allo,We are going to 3 Locations ,Please Sir !",says 1 Girl.
The Guy sits in the Front seat and 2 Girls in Back.
The 3 of Them converse in their own language.
Johnner drops Both Girls off in Different
Parts of the Northside of Dublin.
The Meter was showing 25 Euro at this stage,and Then
 The Guy shows Johnner his address which was back on the South
side of County Dublin.
"Happy Days ",thinks Johnner to himself.
"I lave long time fron ere ", says the Guy.
"Yes,Indeed you do ",says John.
" I ober ere larning inglish".
"How long have you been in Dublin ?",says Johnner.
"Lang, Lang tome ",he says.
They cross back over the Liffey ,then up by Merrion Square,By
Leeson street ,Through Donnybrook then onto N11.
Then after been quiet for awhile the Guy perks himself
up his seat and says,
"Have yo gat bag goc ?"
"Huh", grunts Johnner.
"Yo gat miny galfriend ?", He says.
"Just a Wife ,one is plenty", says Johnner smiling.
"Yo gat Bag Goc ?", says the Guy pointing at his Middle finger.
Johnner shrugs his Shoulders.
" I gat Baby Goc", He says pointing at half of an unlit
Cigarette in His Hand.
Johnner just smiles and shrugs his Shoulders.
"In Ma countwy all man ave Baby Goc ",He says.
"Ladies in Ma Countwy like foreign man cause
Dey ave Bag Goc".
" I like Man not Ladies and I Gat Bag Fit Fangers ", He says smiling.
" Too much Information ,Buddy ", says Johnner.
" Vat you Say ",He says.
" Never mind , you've arrived at your Destination",says Johnner smiling.
The guy pays a nice sum and gets out.
"Now Thats What I call Entertainment ", says Johnner laughing
to himself as He Pulls away.