"GOTTA HELP THE MATE".

Panda is floating around D7 ,when a rough
looking bloke steps out and hails him.
In the Taxi Business a driver has to
make a quick decision whether to stop
or not.
Panda decides to stop.
"Buddy, can you take me in to Parnell st", he says.
Off they go.
" Jay,Jay I'm on the way ", he shouts to
someone on the other end of phone.
"Can you hurry, Bud, my mate is getting bullied
and I need to help him out", he says to Panda.
"Yeah ,no worries", says Panda.
They get to Parnell st fairly quick.
Up ahead there,s this huge guy , about 6 ft 5 inches,
 about 16 stone and in his mid 20's.
Then chasing him there's this little guy ,half his
size and twice his age.
"There's me mate ", shouts the guy in cab.
"That guy is a bit big for him ,alright ", says Panda.
"The Big guy is me mate , he's a big softie", says the guy.
"Oh", exclaims Panda.
" Can you wait here while i get my mate", says the guy as
he opens the door and jumps out before the cab comes to a halt.
With that he runs over calling his mate.
When his mate sees him he suddenly gets brave
and they engage in a scrap with the small guy
who decides not  to hang around and he legs it down
to O'Connell st.
Panda decides not to hang around either and he speeds
off as they head towards his Taxi..

KEEP THE CHANGE !

Panda is driving along Queen St one night.

A Couple step out of Ryan's Pub.

The Guy sticks his hand out,

Panda is on it in a Flash,
"We are going up past Stoneybatter",She says.
Off Panda goes , turns right into Benburb st,
Then waiting at Traffic Lights for a Long 2 minutes,
Then a turn right onto Blackhall Place past Wuffs 
Restaurant on the Left,
Straight up Stoneybatter past the Glimmerman Pub,Then
Manor st,
"Stop here for a minute  ,will ya?", he says, "I want to
get a Bag of Chips".
Panda pulls over.
The Guy jumps out and The Lady shouts out after him,
"Get me a Bag as well".
The Guy never looks back.
"I Betcha he arrives back with one bag , he is a 
mean Bollix".
The Guy comes back into Taxi with..............
One Bag.
"Where's my Bag ?", She says.
"Ah we can share this Bag", He says.
"You really are a mean fooker", she says.
"Ah ,Honey , Don't be like that ", he says.
They get to The Destination.
"How much is that ,Luv ?", she says to Panda.
"12 euro", says Panda.
The Guy starts searching his pockets
looking for money.
The Lady hands 15 euro to Panda and,
says ," You'll be waiting all night for him to pay
you, Keep the Change."
"Thanks ", says Panda.
Lady gets out of Taxi and walks to her Front
Door, looking for her key in her Handbag as she walks.
The Guy is in no hurry to get out of Taxi.
"Can I have the change?", He says to Panda.
Panda's jaw dropped.
" I need it for my bus fare tomorrow",He says.
With That the Lady pops her head into Taxi.
"What's keeping you ?", she says.
"I need the change for me Bus fare tomorrow", He says.
"Whose money paid the Taxi ?", she says.
"Get the fook out now ,you miserable shite", she roars at him.
" Sorry ,Honey", he says.
"Don't Honey me, your on the couch tonight ", she says.

She grabs the bag of chips off him and goes into house
and slams the door.
The Guy gets out of Taxi and runs to door .
"Sorry Honey, sorry..........", he cries.
Panda thought to himself as he pulled away,
"Is he upset about being locked out or is 
it the bag of Chips."