" I'LL BLOW MY OWN HORN"

Driving down the North Circular ,Waffler pulls over for 2 guys.
One guy opens the back door,The other one opens the front one with a rolled up cigarette.
"Can i get in with this",he says.
"Nah,sorry,just finish it before you get in,no probs",says Waffler.
The guys finish their "smoke" and get in.
"That was too nice to throw away",the guy says.
"Where to,lads?",says Waffler.
"Bring us over to Portobello",says the guy in the front .
"Okey dokey",says Waffler.
The guy in the back who was quite hyper pipes up,"How far away is that?".
"Not too far,about 15 minutes",says Waffler.
"Ah that's too far,lets go somewhere local",he says to the guy in the front.
"No we're going to Portobello,so calm down and chill",the guy in the front says.
The guy in the back keeps moaning about going there but after awhile Waffler and the guy in the front
ignore him.
They come to a traffic light where they would be turning left onto the Quays.
The filter light showed green to go straight and red to go left.
"Go go,do a sneaky left",says the guy in the front.
"Not a chance",says the Waffler.
"Go on ,I would",says the guy in the front.
"I'm the one driving ,Buddy ",says Waffler.
They go along the quays and the guy in the back starts moaning again.
They come to a bridge which they would be turning right onto to go south side.
The lights are green and just as they are about to turn right 2 guys and a girl walk onto the road on the Bridge.

The Waffler slows down ,he already has them covered.
Suddenly the guy in the front puts his hand on the car horn and blasts it.
"W.T.F.",says Waffler.
The guys in the middle of the road are outraged and they glare at Waffler.
Waffler points at the guy in the front seat and lets the pedestrians  know that it wasn't Waffler's
fault. They stop at a red light and Waffler gives out stink to the guy for doing what he done.
"I'll blow my own horn ,that was totally stupid of you",says Waffler.
"They shouldn't have crossed the road there", says the guy.
"You had a bit of road rage,there, and you're not even driving",says Waffler.
"Don't worry about it ,I'm a cop",says the guy.
"That's neither here nor there ",says Waffler.
Waffler gets to their destination asap.
"Sorry,again ",says the guy.
"Good luck",says the Waffler as he flies off down the road.
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