"HORN TABLETS"

Sunday night ,Waffler is queuing behind a few taxis in Portobello.
Across the road under a bus shelter 2 guys ,late 40 s, who looked liked a skinny
version of podge and rodge were having a smoke.
One of the guys gives Waffler a nod.
Waffler swings around his taxi and picks up the 2 guys.
The more sober guy gets in the front seat  and the other guy falls into the back seat.
"Right ,Bud,bring us down towards the quays",he says.
"Okey Dokey",says Waffler.
"Wacker,are you still with us?",says the guy in the front seat.
No response.
Waffler looks in his rear-view mirror at Wacker and his eyes are rolling in
their sockets.
After been called a few times Wacker pipes up,"Where are we Mack?".
"Do'nt bleeding start falling asleep on me ,Wacker",says Mack.
"It's not my fault,its them horn tablets you gave me,their not working down there,but their making me sleepy".,says Wacker.
"Do'nt be stupid,Wacker,it's all that gargle that has you like that",says Mack.
"That ghostie will kick in soon and you will be hyper."
Mack looks at Waffler and says,"Take us to an ATM on the way".
They pull up at the ATM  and Mack says to Wacker,"Right Wacker take out 200 euros".
"What for?",says Wacker who did'nt appear to be as sleepy with the mention of money.
"Just take it out its your turn to pay for something,I've been feeding you with gargle all day,
you hungry cant",says Mack,"We are going to need 150 for the Brazzer,so just get the dosh ".
Eventually he stumbles out of the back seat and goes over to the ATM .
"What's a ghostie?",says Waffler to Mack.
"Hang on till i show you",he says and takes out a small green pill out of his pocket.
"That,my friend is a ghost Ecstasy tablet ,keep your kids away from them",says the Mack.

"The last time I took 2 of them I was on holiday in Spain and I had to wear a nappy for 4 days afterwards".

With that Waffler looks in the back seat where Wacker was sitting fearing the worst.





No smell,No stain,"Phew",thought Waffler.
Then he takes out a blue pill and shows it to Waffler  and says,"That is a horn tablet,viagra".

"My friend has taken 2 horn tablets and a ghostie ".he says,"Speaking of, What's holding him up?".
"The Atm ",says Waffler laughing.They both look out and theres Wacker asleep against the cash machine.
Macker jumps out and goes over to Wacker who had fallen asleep holding his bank card.
They eventually take the money out and Mack stands Wacker against the wall and comes over to pay Waffler."Here you go ,Bud ,I am going to walk him the rest of the way to wake him up".
"Thanks",says Waffler as he takes the money off Mack,"Enjoy yourselves",he says laughing.
"Yeah",says Mack,"I do'nt think he will",pointing over at Wacker who was curled up on the ground fast asleep.
"Wacker,wake up........."