TAXI SH#TE

Some bitch sh#t in my car
She wasn't even going that far
"I only like to go with Irish guys"
"You had to pick me,Why O Why ?"
We get there she gives me a tip
When she gets out it smells like a skip
I jump out and have a look

O my God it's full of brown muck
I look around and she's gone thru' the gate
If only I had not noticed so late
"My poor f#cking car is all soiled"
I clean it up it takes awhile
I feel better now that it's all clean
She was an animal ,so mean
She should be in a field going, "Moo"
Not in my car doing a Poo
So you can talk sh#te from your mouth
But please don't let it roll south............