Friday, 16 September 2016

WOOF WOOF

Tuesday night at 1a.m. and there's not much happening.
Panda drops off a fare in Temple Bar and is heading up towards
Christchurch when this guy ,who is standing beside a public phone box,
sticks his hand out for Panda's Taxi .
Being a Taxi -Driver you develop an instinct of who to pick up
and who to pass by ,but you don't always listen to your
internal alarm.
Panda didn't listen to his and he stopped for the guy.
The guy opened the back door and stepped back towards
the Phone -box and let out a whistle.
"Bruno",He shouts.
Next thing there is a big dog on the back seat behind Panda panting.
Panda is afraid to make a move.
The guy jumps in says,"Take me to Lucan".
Panda says,"Sorry ,Buddy I can't take you with the Dog".
"What do you mean you can't take the Dog", says the guy.
Panda sat frozen in his seat afraid to move as Bruno's
face was inches away.
"Ah ,For feck sake your the tenth Taxi to refuse me",He says.
"Sorry,I have a fear of dogs",says Panda.
"Actually I'd be more afraid of you than the Dog ",thought Panda.
"I'll pay you double the fare", says the guy.
"Sorry ,I can't", says Panda.
Bruno was panting heavy at the back of Panda's seat.
Eventually after what seemed like ages The Guy opened
the Door and got out and whistled for Bruno.
Bruno had a last look at Panda before he got out.
"Sorry Bruno,its not you but your mate",said Panda.

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