MUSCLES AND MASCARA

One quiet night in August,Panda drives down Aungier St in his Taxi.
He drives onto Georges St and the traffic is moving very slowly
as it always does on this Street.
Taxis are crawling down the Street.
Panda's Taxi stops adjacent to, The George,
a well known Gay Pub and Club.
Suddenly a Guy in a Beige Mackintosh overcoat runs
from a lane beside the Pub with a frightened look on his face.
"Your man looks like Columbo ," thinks Panda.

Next running a few metres behind "Columbo" is this big
muscular lady dressed in Beige trousers,big Brown Boots
and a purple vest.She has a very determined look on her face,
which is wet with Black Mascara running down it.
Her upper arms were well sculpted.
Columbo runs around the front of Panda's Taxi ,
then around to the back.
She stands at the front of the Taxi.
Muscles says," Wait till I get my hands on you,You little Weasel."
Columbo says,"Sorry, I didn't know that was your Girlfriend."
Muscles says," You will be sorry."
She makes a run around the back of Taxi towards Columbo,
He screams and runs to the Front of Panda's Taxi.
Just as He gets to the front he slips and lands on the ground.
When he stands up,Muscles is waiting for him.

"BANG,BANG," She hits him with a left then a right and
Columbo falls onto Panda's Taxi.
Muscles turns and walks away.
Panda gets out of his Taxi to help Columbo.
Columbo's nose is bloodied and swollen.
Columbo says ,"Can you take me to Hospital ?"
Panda says ,"No problem,Buddy".
Panda helps him into his Taxi.
Columbo groans as he gets into the Taxi.
Columbo says," She beat me bad".
Panda says," She sure did,What was it all about?"
Columbo says," I was inside the Club talking to a woman and
we were having a great laugh,Then Muscles came along and told me to get lost,
So I told her to get lost,Then she pushed me.
I got annoyed with her so I threw my drink into her face
and then I ran ."
As Panda pulled the Taxi away from the Scene he
saw Muscles with her head bowed and some little woman (maybe her girlfriend)
wagging her finger at her and giving out to her.
Panda says,"I can bring you to St James Hospital if you want ?"
Columbo says," No,No, Its okay ,Bring me home,I don't want to spend all night waiting there,I'll go to my own Doctor in the morning".
Panda says ," Are you sure, you're pretty busted up?"
Columbo says ,"No home it is,I can't tell anyone I was battered by a woman ."
Colombo burst out laughing.
Columbo then says ," If I don't laugh I'll cry ."
Panda then burst out laughing.
They both laughed most of the way home to the Guy's house.
When Colombo was getting out of the Taxi ,
He says to Panda," I'll be careful who I chat up next time ."
Panda says ," Just make sure she hasn't got a Jealous Girlfriend ."
They both laughed as they parted ways.