Sunday night and Jock wolfs down the last of his Donut,
and washes it down with the last of his Coffee.
"Right ,Lads, talk to ye later, back to work time",
He calls to his Taxi mates in his thick Scottish Accent
as he leaves the Garage in Mount Brown.
He jumps in his Taxi and heads down James Street.
As he passes a pub down the road there's a little Auld Lady outside
waving for a Taxi.
Jock pulls over and The oul wan gestures for Jock to roll down his window.
"Son ,can you hang on there for a minute ,I,ll just give me boys a shout",she says.
"Och aye ", says Jock.
"Ooooh ,are you Scottish ,I love your accent ", she says.
"Aye", says Jock grinning.
She disappears into the Pub.
Out she comes a couple of minutes later and slides into the front seat.
"You don,t mind if I sit here do you ",she says flickering her eyelashes.
"Naw bother ", says Jock.
"O Here's the Boys now", she says.
Jock looks and sees Two Big Brutes coming out the Pub door.
One goes to the Boot and opens it and puts a crate of Beer in.
They both get into the backseat and Jock can feel the Taxi sinking.
"Right. Bud, lets go",says the Bear sitting behind Jock.
"Where to?", says Jock.
"Mammy, Did you not tell him where were going?", says the Bull sitting behind
his Mammy.
"Shut up or I:'ll give you a slap", says The Mammy and turning to Jock says,
"Clondalkin, Son ".
Off they go uo by Inchicore onto the Naas road.
"This lovely man is Scottish", says the Mammy .
"Your laughing there Bud,Sne's a big Sean Connery fan", says the Bear as he taps on Jock's
shoulder.
"Are you busy .Bud ?", says the Bull.
"Naw not Tonight", says Jock.
" Gaway you fooking liar, you Taxi-men are worth a fortune", says the Bear.
"Are you a
Celtic Fan ?",says Bull.
"Och Aye", says Jock.
"Right answer", says Bear.
"Who do yaw follow yourselves?, says Jock.
"We like Celtic too ,but he,s a Liverpool fan and I,m United", says Bear.
"And we like Rovers as well", says Bull.
"Blackburn Rovers ?", says Jock looking puzzled.
No you Eejit, Shamrock ,
Shamrock fooking Rovers", says Bull.
"Och aye ", says Jock laughing.
"Take a left up here ,Horse, and first right, third gaf up and that's us", says Bear.
Jock takes a Left and then a sharp right and next the Mammy lurches over to
him and strokes his leg.
Jock stiffens up with a fright.
"O, The Mammy likes you", says Bull.
"Just here ,Bud",says Bear.
"How much do we owe you,Horse?", says Bull.
Jock points at the Meter which was showing 20 Euro.
"Right, Here's the Deal , Horse, We only have let me see, Eh 15 euro", says Bull.
"Och , yorrr not serious", says Jock.
"Tell you what ,Horse, You can kiss the Mammy for the Fiver we owe ya",says Bear.
Jock looks to his left and the Mammy is smiling at up at Him.
"Listen Laddies it's nah bother ", says Jock.
"Listen ,Horse ,give the Ma a Smacker ", says Bear.
The Mammy puckers her Lips in expectation.
"I'm a married mon, Laddies ", protests Jock.
"Sorry Mammy ,they;re all married tonight", says Bull.
"Nice meeting you", says Mammy to Jock.
"Pleasure", says Jock.
They all then get out of Taxi and Jock drives up the road and does a U-turn.
He drives pass them as they are going into their front Door.
Next the Bear runs out of the Garden waving his hand at Jock.
Jock puts his foot down and speeds out of there.
He goes over a ramp and hears a rattle coming from the Boot of the Taxi.
"The fooking Bampots have left their crate of Beer in the Boot",says Jock to himself laughing as he drove down the road,"That will cover the money They owe".
Then chasing him there's this little guy ,half his
