Monday, 6 March 2017

SAUCER EYES

Driving down through Phibsborough one night at about Midnight,
A guy flags down Panda.
He jumps into front seat.
"Take me to some late night Bar in Town",He says.
"No probs , Temple Bar ?",says Panda.
"Suppose so, 7 Euro a pint, Fooking rip off",He says.
When they were about halfway there the guy bends forward
 And whips out a tiny
bag  and takes a sniff.
"WTF",says Panda.
"You don't mind ,Buddy ?", He says.
"I do ,Actually Buddy ", says Panda.
The guy turns towards Panda and his eyes are the size of Saucers.
"Tonight is my last night of freedom, I'm getting locked up Tomorrow ",He says.
The guy kept rolling down the window ,screaming out at people.
Panda pulled over to kerb and asked Saucer eyes to get out.
"Just take me to Town and I'll be out of your Taxi,okay ?",He says aggressively.
Panda looked at the Guy and knew the Guy was trouble so He
Decided it would be easier to bring him to Town.
"Phew ,glad to be here ", thought Panda as they arrived in Town.
"Bet your glad to get rid of me? ", says the Guy.
" To be Honest ,yes I am ", says Panda.
The Guy just laughed as he paid Panda and got out of Cab.
Panda headed away asap.

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