SICKNER

One night Johnner was driving his Taxi through Dublin City Centre
at about 3 am.
Next up ahead he sees a couple in their full Wedding Attire,
She in her white wedding dress and Himself in His hired suit.
"Not a common sight at this hour of the morning", thinks Johnner.
The Bride darts her left hand out,proudly showing off
Her wedding ring.
Johnner pulls over and the couple unsteadily climb on board.
" Can you take us to our Hotel ,Guv? ", says the guy in a cockney accent.
" Yes, Whats the name of Hotel ?", says Johnner.
"You have me there ,Mate,I ain't got a fooking clue",He says.
"You better ring your Bruv ", says the Bride.
"Good idea ,girl ",He says.
He gets the name of Hotel off his Bruv and Johnner takes off.
"We only got married today ,Mate",He says to Johnner.
"I kinda guessed that ", says Johnner smiling.
"This is a great city ,We have lots of friends here so we
decided to take the plunge here", says the Groom.
"Guinness is lovely here ,Back home it doesn't taste as nice",says the Bride.
Halfway to Hotel the Bride falls asleep and the Groom is a bit
of a Chatterbox chewing the ears of Johnnner.
Next Johnner hears a gurgle from behind him
where the Bride was seated.
"You alright ,Babe ?",says the Groom.
The Bride muttered something inaudible.
Next a fountain of Black puke flies out of her mouth.
"Oh ,no",says Johnner .
Johnner pulls over and the Bride turns towards the Groom
and pukes a second time all over the Groom.
" Oh ,Babe ,what have you done?", says the Groom.
Next the Groom jumped out of the Taxi and ran around to
where his Wife was.
He then lifted her out of the Taxi and carried her over to a wall
and positioned her there.
Her Wedding Dress was no longer White but decorated with Black
Pearls of puke.
The  Groom had a puke pattern all over the side of his Head and suit.
Johnner's Taxi was in a pool of puke on the floor and patterned on doors
and seats with puke.
"Sorry about that ,Mate, ?", says the Groom.
"I have to charge you a soilage fee", says Johnner.
The Groom pays Johnner the fee.
The Bride starts puking again at the wall.
Johnner directs the Groom to a 24 hour convenience store nearby.
Johnner gets back into his Taxi and nearly throws up.
The stench is overpowering.
He drives to a nearby Petrol Station holding a hankerchief to his mouth and
nose.
He spends the next 1 and a half hour cleaning up,
and then drives home.
Next day he brings it to get valeted.