Sucker

One night driving along North Circular ,this girl puts her hand out for Waffler,s Taxi.

Waffler pulls over and the girl gets in and then gets out  and looks up at the taxi sign and gets back in and says ,”Oh you’re a taxi “.

“Hello”, says Waffler,”Why do you think i stopped and why did you put your hand out “.

“Ok,I need to get to Clondalkin”,she says.

“I have only 2 euros”,she says,”In my country the taxis are much cheaper than here,this trip would only cost 2 euros”.”Where are you from?”,he says..”I am from Uganda,she says..

“You can get a bus,that will be cheaper than a taxi,”he says…”No no,i want to go with you”,she says

“Sorry love but its a long drive to there, it will cost about 20 euros”,he says.

With that she opens her handbag ,which was huge and whips out a phone.

“You can have this phone if you bring me home and also give me 20 euros”,she says.

He looks at the phone and says,”you’ve gotta be kidding me”.

“Wait,wait,i have an iphone4,you can have that for the same price”,she says.

Waffler can't believe.his luck and he has a quick look at it and it looks ok .

“Wait ,i need to take out my sim card “,she says.

“Ok ,thats a deal”,says Waffler.

So they head off and they had only got 5 minutes up the road when the girl says,

“Can i have my phone back ,please.”

“What”,says Waffler as he pulls over to the kerb.

“No prob ,just give me the 20 euros back and we can go our separate ways”,says he.

“Only joking”,she says,”drive on”.

“Are you sure ,its your choice,so let's shake on it and thats the end of it,i don't want you asking for the phone when we get there”,he says.

“No its ok ,go go”,she says.

They get to their destination and its a really rough part of Clondalkin,.and they turn on to a cul de sac and there is a gang of rough looking blokes at the corner and the girl says,”Them irish guys have beaten me up and robbed me before,Will you wait till i get inside”

“No prob” ,he says,”but will you be quick ,i don't. want to hang around myself”.

She gets out and goes in and as the Waffler approached the corner to get out of there,one of the gang put there hand out as if to hail his taxi,Waffler slowed down and put his indicator on as if to stop,But as soon as he came beside them he took off like a rocket and one of them threw a rock at the car and they all tried to chase after him but he was lucky ,he got away.

Next day the Waffler takes out the iphone and shows it to his daughter.

“Da”,she laughs,”This is not an iphone,its a copy,How did you not know ?”.

“Oh no , i was suckered”,he says.

“Ah well there's one born every day”,he says.

They both had a good laugh about it and about a week later ,Waffler was telling the story to his in-laws,and one of them says,”This is your lucky day Waffler,I am upgrading my phone ,you can have my old iphone 4,just pay me the 80 euros i paid to get a new screen on it”.

“Happy days,”said the Waffler,”Alls well that ends well. .