Driving along the grand canal the other night,the Waffler came to Rialto bridge
and was about to turn left to Rialto,when in the distance along the canal there was a guy waving for a taxi.He looked a bit rough even from a distance ,but Waffler took a chance and zoomed down to him.The guy jumps in and says ,”Can you take me to Rathmines”.
“No prob”,says Waffler.
The guy says,”I had to walk a long way to get taxi ,no von vould stop for me ,about 6 taxis went by”.
“Bucharest”,he says.The waffler looked at him and in his hand he was carrying a drill,”I Would not have stopped for you mate if i had seen that in your hand”,the Waffler thought to himself.
“The reason no one would stop for you is 1…..its a rough area
and 2..see that Power Drill you’re carrying in your hand with the drill bit inserted ,
Need i say more ?”.says the Waffler.
“But i need it for work ,No drill no work”,he says,”Like you no car ,no work”.
“Just a bit of advice ,mate, next time carry it in a bag if you want a taxi to stop for you”,says the Waffler.
“Some people,ha ha”,the Waffler thought to himself.
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