Sunday, 1 September 2013

Some people


Driving along the grand canal the other night,the Waffler came to Rialto bridge
and was about to turn left to Rialto,when in the distance along the canal there was a guy waving for a taxi.He looked a bit rough even from a distance ,but Waffler took a chance and zoomed down to him.The guy jumps in and says ,”Can you take me to Rathmines”.
“No prob”,says Waffler.
The guy says,”I had to walk a long way to get taxi ,no von vould stop for me ,about 6 taxis went by”.

"Where are you from “,says waffler.
“Bucharest”,he says.The waffler looked at him and in his hand he was carrying a drill,”I Would not have stopped for you mate if i had seen that in your hand”,the Waffler thought to himself.
“The reason no one would stop for you is 1…..its a rough area
and 2..see that Power Drill you’re carrying in your hand with the drill bit inserted ,
Need i say more ?”.says the Waffler.
“But i need it for work ,No drill no work”,he says,”Like you no car ,no work”.
“Just a bit of advice ,mate, next time carry it in a bag if you want a taxi to stop for you”,says the Waffler.
“Some people,ha ha”,the Waffler thought to himself.

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