LIGHTS OUT

Waffler was out one Friday working away when his belly started
rumbling so he thinks to himself,"Right i am off for some grub".
As he was near Baggot st he decided to head to Burger King.
So he pulls up in his old Mercedes c180 and parks it
outside the Burger joint and a guy asks him if he was available.
"Nah ,i am Lee Marvin ",he says to the guy,patting his stomach as he headed inside.
There's not too many people inside.
"Yes ,sir,can i help you?",says the guy at the counter.
"Can i have a Chicken Royale meal ,please,says Waffler.
 "Medium or Large and what to drink ,sir ?",says the guy.
"Medium and give us a Latte,please",says Waffler.
Waffler paid the guy ,took his food and sat down in a seat
facing the front door.
Waffler eats a couple of chips and is about to unwrap his Chicken
Baguette when in walks this young Garda.
He looks at Waffler and says,"Is that your Taxi outside?".
Waffler looks up and says ,"Yes ,Why whats wrong?".
"Can you step outside for a minute ,sir?",the cop says.
Waffler gets up and thinks,"There's no way i am leaving my food there".
He picks up his tray and follows the young cop outside.
"What's the problem ?",he says to the cop.
The cop is standing at the back of the taxi and says,
"There's only one of your lights working at the back and the same at the front".
Waffler is flabbergasted,,"WTF",he thinks to himself.
Waffler looks at the cop and says,"They're my parking lights i left on,Are you serious?".
"Can you put on your ignition and put on your lights properly ?",says the cop stone-faced.
"Okay",says Waffler scratching his head as he left his meal on the roof on the Taxi.
He puts on his lights and the cop walks around the car checking the lights.
"Okay,sir,everything seems to be in order",says the cop.
Waffler gets out of his taxi and looks at the cop as he walks away.
 There across the road is a police car with a few cops who are in convulsions.
One of them waves to Waffler to go over to them .
Waffler goes over and the cop says,"Sorry  about that ,that cop is only a rookie and
we were just winding him up,we sent him in to you.".
Waffler seen the funny side of it and chuckled to himself as he grabbed his meal and went back
inside and finished his grub.
"Mmmmm,this is nice",he laughed to himself.. ..