TWEETY PIE

Driving past the Merchant pub one Saturday night these 2 Ladies,

about early 50's, put their hand out for Waffler's cab.

The ladies get into the back seat and say,"Can you take us

to Finglas ,first,and then to Swords,please ?".

"Okey Dokey",says Waffler.

Off they go and the 2 ladies are having a good natter and one of the 

Ladies kept referring to the other lady as ,"Sweetie Pie".

They arrive in Finglas and one Lady gets out and waves goodbye .

So they head up St. Margaret's road and the second lady,who was quite 

glamorous,says to Waffler,"Can you pull the cab over for a minute,Sweetie Pie,

I can't find my phone in this Handbag".

"No probs",he says .

The handbag was huge.

"Can you ring my phone for me,i cant find it",she says.She calls out her number.

Waffler rings her phone and she eventually finds it.

"Thanks ,I just want to ring a few friends to see where they went tonight,

They were supposed to meet up with us earlier".

They head up St.Margaret's  road towards Swords,which is a long and winding

country road.

The lady has her glasses on in the back of cab and she is fiddling with her phone.

Suddenly Waffler's phone starts ringing.

"I  wonder who that is ?",thought the Waffler.

Waffler presses his loudspeaker button on his phone which was in a Hand's free 

kit above the Steering Wheel.

"Hello ",he says.

There was a bit of a pause .then a female voices says,

"Sweetie Pie, Where are you ?".

"What the ?",thinks the Waffler and then looks in his rear view mirror and the Lady 

in the back is saying ,"Sweetie Pie,where are you?"

The Waffler starts laughing and says ,"I am right beside ,you ,Sweetie Pie".

The Lady looks up towards the front of the cab and says,

"Oh my god ",she laughs,"I rang you".

They both have a good laugh.

A few minutes later it happens again and then again,

At this stage the Waffler can barely drive he's laughing that much

with tears coming from his eyes.

They finally arrive at the Lady's house in Swords and the Lady gives Waffler 

a nice tip for the laugh.

"I should be paying you ",he says laughing.

"I'll have to get stronger reading glasses",she says.

They say goodbye and Waffler was about 5 minutes up the road

when his phone rings,"Sweetie Pie......................Where are you?".