NEW-BRIDGE
Driving through Temple Bar,3 guys wave down Waffler."Can you take us to Newbridge,mate?",1 of them said in an English accent.
"Yes ,jump in",said the Waffler,thinking to himself,"Happy days ,this could be worth about 65 euros.
(Newbridge is in county Kildare ....about 45 minutes drive from Dublin)
The boys are fairly well hammered and they fall into the back seat.
As they turn the corner to go up the quays,there,s this girl swaying on a huge pair of high heels
in the middle of the road trying to navigate her way across it.
Waffler slows down to let her by,when one of the boys in the back says,
"you,s Irish know how to have a good time".
They fly up the quays passing Capel bridge ,then a few more bridges,
Then pass the James Joyce Bridge ,with Heuston station just in front of them,
When a voice from the back says,"STOP".
Waffler jams on thinking one of the boys was unwell,
"This is us ,mate",says one of the boys,pointing at the James Joyce bridge,
"The New Bridge".
"I don't. believe it",thought the Waffler.
"How much mate?".

"Keep the change ,mate",said the guy as he handed Waffler a ten euro note.
"Thanks mate ",said the Waffler laughing at how he got that one wrong.
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