one more time in his taxi.
"This is brutal ",he says to himself in the taxi,"Not a sign of a customer anywhere".
"Flip this",says Bunny,"i m off for a coffee."
Bunny heads down the canal and turns on to Baggot st to the Coffee shop.
There is already a few of his colleagues there ,all drinking their coffee.
Bunny finds a space for his car and parks up.Now for the tricky part as Bunny always struggled to climb out of his car.
Bunny weighed about 26 stone and had a huge Belly ,which gave him a lot of problems when he was driving as the steering wheel rubbed off his belly.
He tried putting his seat back away from the steering wheel but unfortunately
his little legs could not reach the pedals so he had to put up with his belly squashed against the steering wheel,when he turned corners he had to take a deep breath and hold his belly in.
Anyway he rolled out of the car,picked his belly up and waddled towards the shop. A few lads outside greeted him,one of them says "Alright 2 bellies,hows it going"?
"Same shit,different day",says Buddy.
In he goes to the shop and gets his coffee and a Yorkie bar(his Favourite)
Crowds of mostly lads are hanging around drinking their coffee.
This lady walks in ,gets a coffee and stands beside Bunny.
"Its very slow out there ",says Bunny.Before she can answer,Bunny says,
"I ve been out for the last four and a half hours and all i have got is twenty seven euro."
"Have you been out long yourself?",he says to her.
"About an hour and a half ",she says.
"How are you doing yourself?",Bunny says.
"Not bad", she says,"I have 150 euro."
"Holy shit",says Bunny ,"what am i doing wrong?".
And before she can answer Bunny waddles out of the shop.
All the lads in the shop heard what was being said and they were in fits of laughter.The Lady was in fact a hooker,but poor oul Bunny assumed she was a taxi driver.
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