MAGOO

One night (a good few years ago),Magoo was driving his cab past a well known 

college in South Dublin when he was hailed by a few guys.

He pulls up and one of the guys is helped into the seat behind Magoo.

He has on a long trench-coat ,straw like hat and a pair of sunglasses,
and a scarf around his neck.

Magoo says ,"Hey ,lads ,Is your friend Ok?"

"Yeah ,don't worry he wont get sick ,he is just dead sleepy",said one of the

guys laughing nervously as he got in the back with the sleepy guy.

One other guy got in the front seat beside Magoo.

"Where to lads?".

"Dead straight",says the guy in the front says and they burst out laughing,

except for the guy with the sunglasses who was dead still with his head leaning

against the window behind Magoo.

"Whats with the sunglasses on your mate?",says Magoo.

The lads cant stop laughing and the guy awake in the back says,

"Ah don't mind him hes a deadbeat".

They eventually get to their destination and Magoo pulls over to the side of the 

road and the guy in the front says,"We're getting out here ,except for sleepy behind you,

Here's 30 euros,he is just going to that dead-end  down there."

The guys head off up the road in fits of laughter.

"Whats so funny ?",thinks Magoo.

Magoo drives down the dead-end .

"Alright,Buddy, here you are",he says.

He looks behind him and there's not a move out of the guy.

After a few minutes of trying to wake the guy up by turning up the volume on the radio

and opening the window,Magoo gets fed up and jumps out of the cab and opens the 

door that the guy is asleep against.

The guy falls out straight on to the ground like a dead-weight,

The sunglasses and the hat fall off .

"What the feck",says Magoo.

The guy has no eyes,but worst off all he he was lying there dead-still.

Magoo checks his pulse and there's nothing there,so he rings an Ambulance,.

It turns out the guy was a Body from a Medical Research School.
"That was some deadly night ",thought Magoo as he headed home for a Stiff drink.