THE ITALIAN JOB 

Dotty was driving his taxi through Dublin city center when he gets a
call from his dispatcher on his radio,"Driver 3",she says.
"Driver 3 here,go ahead",says Dotty.
"Driver 3,can you go to that Italian restaurant in Dame st and pick up a fare",
"Roger that ",says Dotty.
Dame st is a very busy street and it can be difficult to get somewhere
to park which Dotty found as he got to the restaurant.
A Garda(police) car had just pulled outside the restaurant as Dotty
approached so Dotty had to pull up in front of them.
One of the Garda got put of their car and went into the shop beside the
restaurant.
"Probably on a coffee break ", says Dotty to himself.
Dotty put on his hazard lights, as he was parked on double yellow lines,
and jumps out of the taxi and signaled to the other garda who was in the car that
he would be just a minute.
Dotty goes in to the restaurant and tells the Waitress he was there to
pick up some people to bring to a Hotel.
"One moment,please",she says as she walked over to a table where
there was a couple sitting.

The man was a guy about 65 years old and looked like a Don.
The girl was about 20 years old and she was gorgeous.
Dotty was smitten.
The waitress spoke to them in Italian and then came over to Dotty and
said,"they will be out to you in a moment,they have very little English."
Dotty goes outside and the garda car is still there behind him.
He gets in his car and looks in his rear view mirror and the garda
comes out of the shop with 2 coffees and gets in the garda car.
Then just as the garda closes the car door behind him, out comes
the Italian couple who proceed to get into the garda car.
"Oh no", says Dotty ,who jumps out of the car and goes back to the
garda car where one of the garda is trying to explain that they
were not a taxi but a police car.
"Mamma mia ",says Dotty.
They all stop and look out at Dotty.
"Taxi",says Dotty pointing at his taxi
One of the garda says,"Thats the first time we've had anyone get voluntarily into our car"..
Everyone starts laughing as the couple climb out of the car and go with
Dotty to his taxi.
Dotty drops them to their Hotel and the guy says ,"Grazie",as he hands Dotty
a nice tip
"That was a great Italian Job "thought Dotty as he looked at the 20 euro tip he got..








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