"WHOSE YOUR DADDY?"
Waffler was driving through Portobello when a guy outside a late
night Club hailed his taxi.
The guy,around late 40s,gets in ,looks at Waffler and points up ahead and says
"Drive straight on".
In the cup holder Waffler had a used cup which he used as a rubbish bin for used
taxi receipts and small bits of rubbish.
The guy suddenly opens the window and grabs the cup and throws it out the window.
"What are you up to ?",says Waffler as he pulls up the car beside the kerb.
The guy just looks at Waffler with a drunken smile on his face.
"Go back and get that cup or we're not going anywhere",says Waffler.
"Why?",says the drunk.
"Because I have receipts in it and,I'll get done for it if they trace it back to me",says Waffler.
"Okay,I'll get it,but if your lying about the receipts ,I'll burst you",says the guy.
"You couldn't burst a balloon",thought Waffler to himself.
The guy gets the cup and gets back in and Waffler shows him the receipts
and the guy says ,"You're lucky".
"Whatever",says Waffler.
On they go and the guy says,"I was outside that club before you picked me up
and I was having a smoke when some guy tried to rob my packet of smokes......

Now I'm not a violent person but if someone upsets me......Well all I can say is an Ambulance took that guy away".
"I have a right one here",thinks Waffler to himself.
"Where I work I am the Daddy of the landing",says the guy.
"I am a prison officer and in my wing I tell the inmates.......I am your Daddy ,your Mammy and your best friend and i can also be your worst enemy",he says.

Again he says,"I'm not a violent person but if someone upsets me?".
The guy yaks all the way to his destination and Waffler was at the end of his tether,
because when they got there
 the guy wouldn't budge out of the taxi .
The guy kept going on and on and on.........finally Waffler had enough and says,
"You know the way your the Daddy of your prison wing?".
The guy looks at Waffler and says ,Yeah,Why?".
"Well I'm the Daddy of this Taxi ,not your Mammy ,not your best friend but maybe your worst enemy so out you get",says Waffler laughing
 "Okay,Okay",says the guy laughing,"Sometimes I go on a bit".
"Phew",gasps Waffler as he drives down the road to freedom.