Driving along the Quays one quiet Sunday night at about 2 a.m.
Bem spots someone out of the corner of his eye.
It's a girl and she bends down to look in the Taxi.
Bem stops about 50 metres past the person thinking he has a fare.
He looks in his rear view mirror and he sees the girl with long brown
hair waddling up behind him in her high heels.
She stops abreast of the front passenger window but does not try
to get in the Taxi.
Bem lowers the window and says,"Sorry, I thought you were looking for a Taxi".
She says,"No ,I am waiting for my friend,I thought you were him".
"Okay, No problem ",says Bem as He looks at the Girl ,He realises She is a Ladyboy.
Just as he is about to pull away ,She leans on the window of the taxi and says,"You want to turn around and come back to my Apartment for some fun".
"No,Thanks", says Bem.
With that she stares straight at Bem's nether region and says,"How's your Thing ?".
"Huh", says Bem.
"Your Thing,How is it?",She points and laughs.
"Get outta here ",says Bem laughing.
She steps back from the Taxi and Bem pulls away leaving her to wait for her friend.
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Tuesday, 16 June 2015
Sunday, 7 June 2015
TAXI-TRIPPING.

2 Guys flag down Bem's Taxi.
1 Guy gets in the Front seat and
the other in the back seat.
The guy in the Back says to Bem ,"Honey,Can you take us to the Panti Bar ,please ?".
"Okey Dokey",says Bem.
The guy in the back starts playing with his phone.
The guy in the front who was wearing Sunglasses says to Bem,
"Where are you going ,tonight yourself ?".
Bem looks at the guy and says,"Bringing you to the Panti Bar".
They go a few hundred metres down the road and the guy again asks the
same Question," Where are you going tonight yourself ?".
"I could be anywhere ,Buddy, I,m working ", says Bem.
The guy twice more asks the same Question.
The guy in the back seat then says,"Perry,leave the Taxi man alone,
You've asked the same question 4 times now".
"What,Oh have I. ?",says Perry.
"Sorry,Honey",says Perry to Bem.
They turn around the corner and Perry starts again,
"Where are you going tonight yourself ?"
Bem ignores him and then says,
"Where are you going Tonight yourself ?".
Perry then turns to the guy in the back seat and says,
"Honey,Where are we going Tonight ?".
"Panti Bar,Sweetie", he says back to him.
The Guy was like a Parrot for the rest of the journey asking the same Question
over and over again.

He pulls the Taxi in front of Traffic lights outside the Panti Bar.
The guy in the Back says to Perry,
"Will you pay the Taxi man for the fare?".
Perry is sitting still in the cab with his seat-belt still on, staring
straight ahead and he says,"Okay".But he sits in the seat without moving.
"Perry are you paying the man or what ?",says the other guy.
"Yeah",says Perry.
Perry stills sits there without moving.
"Perry we're here ,We're at the Panti Bar",says the other guy who had got out of the cab,
and took out his purse.
"It's Okay ,Perry, I'll pay ,otherwise We'll be here all night".
Perry finally comes out of his trance and gets out of the cab and says,
"No,I'll pay ".
Perry proceeds to search his 2 front pockets,then his 2 back pockets
then back to his front 2 pockets.
"Can ,you pay,I can't find my money ",says Perry.
The other guy rolls his eyes up to the sky and apologises to Bem.
Finally Bem is paid and as he pulls away he thinks to himself,
"Jaysus,That was some trip that guy was on,and it's not the Taxi trip I'm thinking of".

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