TAXI-TRIPPING.

 Driving along the North Circular road one night at about 11 pm,
2 Guys flag down Bem's Taxi.
1 Guy gets in the Front seat and
the other in the back seat.
The guy in the Back says to Bem ,"Honey,Can you take us to the Panti Bar ,please ?".
"Okey Dokey",says Bem.
The guy in the back starts playing with his phone.
The guy in the front who was wearing Sunglasses says to Bem,
"Where are you going ,tonight yourself ?".
Bem looks at the guy and says,"Bringing you to the Panti Bar".
They go a few hundred metres down the road and the guy again asks the
same Question," Where are you going tonight yourself ?".
"I could be anywhere ,Buddy, I,m working ", says Bem.
The guy twice more asks the same Question.
The guy in the back seat then says,"Perry,leave the Taxi man alone,
You've asked the same question 4 times now".
"What,Oh have I. ?",says Perry.
"Sorry,Honey",says Perry to Bem.
They turn around the corner and Perry starts again,
"Where are you going tonight yourself ?"
Bem ignores him and then says,
"Where are you going Tonight yourself ?".
Perry then turns to the guy in the back seat and says,
"Honey,Where are we going Tonight ?".
"Panti Bar,Sweetie", he says back to him.
The Guy was like a Parrot for the rest of the journey asking the same Question
over and over again.
Bem was relieved when they finally get to the Panti Bar.
He pulls the Taxi in front of Traffic lights outside the Panti Bar.
The guy in the Back says to Perry,
"Will you pay the Taxi man for the fare?".
Perry is sitting still in the cab with his seat-belt still on, staring
straight ahead and he says,"Okay".But he sits in the seat without moving.
"Perry are you paying the man or what ?",says the other guy.
"Yeah",says Perry.
Perry stills sits there without moving.
"Perry we're here ,We're at the Panti Bar",says the other guy who had got out of the cab,
and took out his purse.

"It's Okay ,Perry, I'll pay ,otherwise We'll be here all night".
Perry finally comes out of his trance and gets out of the cab and says,
"No,I'll pay ".
Perry proceeds to search his 2 front pockets,then his 2 back pockets
then back to his front 2 pockets.
"Can ,you pay,I can't find my money ",says Perry.
The other guy rolls his eyes up to the sky and apologises to Bem.
Finally Bem is paid and as he pulls away he thinks to himself,
"Jaysus,That was some trip that guy was on,and it's not the Taxi trip I'm thinking of".