"HOW'S YOUR THING".

Driving along the Quays one quiet Sunday night at about 2 a.m.
Bem spots someone out of the corner of his eye.
It's a girl and she bends down to look in the Taxi.
Bem stops about 50 metres past the person thinking he has a fare.
He looks in his rear view mirror and he sees the  girl with long brown
hair waddling up behind him in her high heels.
She stops abreast of the front passenger window but does not try
to get in the Taxi.

Bem lowers the window and says,"Sorry, I thought you were looking for a Taxi".
She says,"No ,I am waiting for my friend,I thought you were him".
"Okay, No problem ",says Bem as He looks at the Girl ,He realises She is a Ladyboy.
Just as he is about to pull away ,She leans on the window of the taxi and says,"You want to turn around and come back to my Apartment for some fun".
"No,Thanks", says Bem.
With that she stares straight at Bem's nether region and says,"How's your Thing ?".
"Huh", says Bem.
"Your Thing,How is it?",She points and laughs.
"Get outta here ",says Bem laughing.
She steps back from the Taxi and Bem pulls away leaving her to wait for her friend.
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