BIMBO LOVES HIS FRY.

Bimbo is a taxi driver from the Northside of Dublin.
Every morning while Bimbo is snoring in bed before work ,
His missus,Barbara,rolls out of bed and goes off to the Kitchen to make

Bimbo his daily fry of Rashers ,Sausages,Eggs,Beans and fried bread.
Once Bimbo smells that aroma climbing up the stairs to his bedroom ,
He doesn't need much encouragement to roll out of bed.
"Ah,That was lovely,Babs ",says Bimbo on his way out the door to work.
He jumps in his car and away to work he goes.
One Hour goes by,and not a sign of a job.
" Bit slow this morning", thinks Bimbo to himself.
Another hour goes by and not one person waves him over.
"Ah ,this is ridiculous ",He roars to himself in the taxi.
He gives his mate,Flossie, a ring and says,"Flossie,Are you working ?".
"Yes ,I am indeed ",says Flossie.
"Flossie ,are you busy,I can't get a job at all and I've been out ages",says Bimbo.
"Yeah,I've been kept busy all morning ,Bimbo ",says Flossie.
"Right,Floss,I'll soldier on,,,,,,,talk to you later",says Bimbo.
Bimbo pulls up at a Centra shop and goes in for a Coffee.
He drinks the coffee and thinks to himself ,"Right back to work ,My luck has to change".
He leaves the shop and walks back to his taxi and stops dead  in his tracks.
"I don't believe it,you are a fecking gobshite,Bimbo",he says to himself .
He had forgot to put his Taxi roof sign on his car  when he started work earlier.
"No wonder i got no fares,no one knew I was a Taxi ", He says to himself.
He throws on his roof sign and goes off hunting for work.
As he drives through Ranelagh a little Oriental women standing outside a
Restaurant puts her hand out.
"A job at last", thinks Bimbo to himself.
Beside her were 2 Black plastic bags so Bimbo jumps out of the Taxi and opens the door
for the woman and says," I'll throw your bags in the Boot".
The woman just smiles at Bimbo as she gets into the Taxi.
Bimbo grabs the 2 heavy bags and throws them into the boot.
"Hope she's going to the Airport ", thinks Bimbo.
"Where you off to,Love ,?".says Bimbo to the woman.
She hands him a bit of paper with an Address on it and says,"Me no speak much English".
"No problem",says Bimbo as he looks at the bit of paper.
"I don't believe it",says Bimbo.
On the piece of paper was an Address in Rathmines which was only up the road.
"It's not my day",thinks Bimbo to himself.
He drives to the address and the woman pays him the 5 euro fare.
She thanks him and gets out of the car.
"The bags",says Bimbo.
"Huh",says the woman.
Bimbo jumps out of the taxi and and goes to boot of the taxi and opens it.
"Ugh ",says Bimbo as he got a stink from the bags.
"Your bags",he says to the woman as he puts his hand over his nose to
block out the smell of rotten fish.
"Me no bags",says the woman and smiles and walks away.
"You are a right gobshite ",Bimbo roars at himself.
Turns out the bags were garbage from a Restaurant in Ranelagh that the woman just happened to be
standing beside when Bimbo picked her up.
Bimbo had to bring the bags off to dispose of them and then had to go and get the boot
of his car cleaned to get rid of the stink.

"What a day",thinks Bimbo,"Ah well at least Me Fry was the best part of the day".